I love it with a hot dog
It's always great with cheese
Whatever I am eating
It is sure to please
It MUST be cheap and yellow
With no fancy label
Breakfast, lunch, or dinner
Just bring it to the table
On a sausage biscuit
Or with a chick-fil-a
I know I could eat it
Either night or day
I have even tried it
Just squirting on my finger
I try to use precaution
'cause the stain will really linger
And now some words of wisdom
For one little boy
Please don't treat the mustard
Like it is a toy
If you truly love it
Don't leave it on your face
Make sure that you put it
In its proper place
It's always great with cheese
Whatever I am eating
It is sure to please
It MUST be cheap and yellow
With no fancy label
Breakfast, lunch, or dinner
Just bring it to the table
On a sausage biscuit
Or with a chick-fil-a
I know I could eat it
Either night or day
I have even tried it
Just squirting on my finger
I try to use precaution
'cause the stain will really linger
And now some words of wisdom
For one little boy
Please don't treat the mustard
Like it is a toy
If you truly love it
Don't leave it on your face
Make sure that you put it
In its proper place
6 comments:
we LOVE it!
Not sure what's funnier, your poem or Andrew's look!
You are sooooo weird.
You know you love me! Maybe I will write a poem for you some day!
Your obession Needs to Stop.
maybe you should start your own mustard company to rival French's???
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